Sunday, February 22, 2009

So an antique dealer and a bear walk into a bar...

-Two antique dealers are stranded on an was brisk.

-How do you make a small fortune in the antiques business? Start with a large fortune.

Know any antiques- or collecting-related jokes? Post them in the comments!

1 comment:

burlsnuff said...

Sol, an antiques dealer, is walking down the street in one direction coming towards him, in another direction, he sees his colleague Ben. Ben Is crying hysterically.
Sol: "Ben what is wrong?"
Ben: "My friend and best customer just died!"
Sol: "That's horrible. Who was it?"
Ben (indignantly): "You think I am going to tell you who MY best customer is!??!"